Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
Get some of this
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...