Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Space shuttle mission to the Moon
There’s a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman...