Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...