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12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
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Bill’s Death
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Got Milk?
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Polish Parachute Lessons
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