The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...