New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...