Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...