Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?
Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy
A Woman’s Ultimate Fantasy…In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were...