AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
The God Campaign!
Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...