The cat’s chalkboard assignments
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be...
Teaching
Teaching The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...