The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi
|An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Marriage quotes 10
|I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...