Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
The nsync joke
God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...