Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...