Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
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During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Any last requests?
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10 reasons to buy a new car…
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New officer efficiency
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Celtic Mortality
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