A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...