Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
Pirate Joke
What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...