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A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
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Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
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Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
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A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
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Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
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This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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