Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!