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Best Thing Out of…
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CHOCOLATE
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Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
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A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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The power of shifting
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Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
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