Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...