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A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...