How’s business?
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2 cute ones…
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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
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Santa and the Blonde!
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Iraqi TV Guide
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Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
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A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
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The bum on a street
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