yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
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Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
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What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...