Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...