When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
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A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
The Naming of Jesus
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A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...