Parents evolution
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Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...