Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...