He was light fingered!
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What do you call a gay Indian?
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Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?
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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
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Military Christmas
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Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
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