Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...