A drunk orders himself a beer
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Aussie Trouser Snake.
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Golf Genie
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What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
The definition of a phallic symbol
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?