New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A rural Frenchman was on trial…
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...