A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...