You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...