Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...