Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What did Michael Jackson say when his cock…
Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...