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I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
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A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
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Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Farm jokes 01
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If Microsoft made toasters…
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A mouse organ!
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An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...