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I have good news and bad news
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This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.