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Ebonics As a Second Language
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Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
Emacs acronyms
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Preparation for Parenthood
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A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day…
A man had a flat tire on a very cold winter day. He told...
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|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...