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I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
On their honeymoon night…
On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
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The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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