Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing…
A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee’s application and notices...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
10 Reasons Not To Jog
1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s...
Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...