Irishman went to a pet shop
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Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke...
Unreasonable bill
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Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Reasons to leave work
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I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Sick of the Holidays
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