How do you catch an elephant?
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At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
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One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Black and White, and Red all over?
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A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
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