Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2....
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
A folk remedy
A man’s wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...