What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...