How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...