Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...