Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?
What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...