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Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...