The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...