Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde –...