Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...